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Good. You're awake.
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Just in time to meet
our guest of honor,
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- your kidney.
- I've heard about you.
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You're the...
[groans]
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The Kidney-pper.
[thunder rumbles]
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Kidney is such an interesting
organ, isn't it?
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We've got two,
yet we only need one.
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Kind of like the D'Amelio sisters.
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If you ask me, Dixie can get
D'Ameli-outta here.
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[laughs]
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- Wait, are you trying stand-up on me?
- [scoffs] No.
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Did you know the average kidney
is the size of a cellphone?
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Hello?
Uh, he says "urine" trouble.
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Okay, this is definitely stand-up.
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It's not stand-up.
If anything, it's alt-comedy.
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But no matter,
because I'm getting the light
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- leaving your eyes.
- That's creepy.
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Oh, good.
That's what I'm going for.
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Blending these tones is a hard
needle to thread, you know.
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- Ah, geez... Whoa!
- [laughing]
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You're killing me.
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- And I mean that both ways.
- Who's the comedian here?
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[adventurous music]
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♪
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[glass shatters]
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They say no guts, no glory.
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Therefore,
the converse must be true.
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More guts, more glory.
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And guts are the Kidney-pper's
bread and butter.
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[dramatic music]
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- Who the hell are you?
- I am the Kid-napper.
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- So then where are the kidneys?
- Oh. That's the Kidney-pper.
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I'm the Kid-napper.
I abduct baby goats.
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You know, kids.
Kid-napper.
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Kang and Martinez took
the Kidney-pper case.
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So I'm on the lame case?
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No, sorry,
I get the big, splashy cases,
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the ones on the front page.
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I'd be lucky to make
the Odds and Ends section
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with this case,
and that's assuming no one
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grew a pumpkin that looked
like one of the Wahlbergs.
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I kind of like this case.
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Kidney-pper spotted on 3rd
and Nathan Lane, closing in.
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That's nearby.
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[handcuffs click]
Wait here.
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We have a front page to ca...
I mean, a killer to catch.
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What?
We can't just leave her here.
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- What about protocol?
- Protocol...
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and I am not saying this lightly...
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- schmotocol.
- Uh, this one I'm gonna need
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to take in for,
you know, evidence.
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I'm gonna name you
Probable Cause.
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♪
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Drop it Kidney-pper.
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[laughing]
[vocalizing]
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I don't want
those cheap laughs.
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Whoa, whoa!
[groans]
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- Drop the kidney.
- Please.
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[goat bleats]
I have been the Kidney-pper.
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Tip your waitresses.
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[grunts]
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Agh!
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- He got away because of you!
- Easy, Martinez.
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I know you're Flute's
well-established rival,
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but take it down a few steps.
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I put you
on the Kid-napper case.
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So instead of following my
orders, you went in search of glory
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just to fill
that damn glory hole of yours.
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And if you're here,
where's the Kid-napper, loofus?
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That's "loser"
and "doofus" combined.
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- Keep up, dooser.
- Oh, don't worry, I cuffed her to a pole.
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Don't look at me like that.
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I was told it's a myth
they can eat through wood.
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Wait, no, that's tin cans.
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Oh, and the males
are known to lactate.
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Well, join the club.
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Is there a baby nearby?
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[bell rings]
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Wow, can you imagine
being a Stable Boy?
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[gasps]
They always look
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like they've been
freshly-hugged by both parents.
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[all laugh]
Except for that one.
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Oh, somebody's
gonna start crying.
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- [giggles]
- You guys, my mom says it was
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- just an emotional affair.
- Jacket, Jayden.
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
Relationships ebb and flow.
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- They'll be stronger for it.
- An opening in the Stable Boys.
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This is my shot.
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All I have to do
is make it seem like
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my family isn't in complete
shambles, and I'm in!
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I absolutely love that
for you obvi,
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but Stanakin, be careful.
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- B... uh, of what?
- I don't know.
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Just seems like the right thing
to say to someone
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before they start
a life of deception.
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Look, Kang,
about this whole mix-up,
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I just wanted to say
I apologize for nothing,
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and this will
absolutely happen again.
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Which is why I need
to teach you a lesson.
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I'm putting you on... desk duty.
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Desk duty?
You can't do that.
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I'm the world's
most smartest detective.
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That's how good I am.
I defy the rules of grammar.
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I need to be
out solving crimes,
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- not desking desks.
- Go ahead.
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I don't even know
how to get into this thing.
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Arms first? Feet first?
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What, do you wear it?
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Oh, Flute, since you'll be here
all day, tell anyone who calls for me
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that I'm busy out in the field
solving cool crimes.
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Aw, cool crimes!
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- Getting free food at diners.
- I love comped coffee.
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Sitting in a parked car
talking out the window
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to detectives parked
in the opposite direction.
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The squad car 69.
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And would you mind processing
this paperwork for me?
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[coughs]
Okay, that's it.
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Whoo... ow.
[groans]
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Caught the three-hole punch
on my one-ball pouch.
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Let's go get you stocked up
on office supplies.
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I hope you like ballpoint pens.
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Everything you need
is on that shelf.
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And don't do anything stupid,
got it?
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Ugh, I hate when people
tell me what to do.
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And I really hate when boxes
tell me what to do.
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Mm. I remember McSnuff.
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I bet this holds up.
Everything from the past does.
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Hi, kids.
I'm McSnuff the Mystery Mutt.
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And I'm here to show you
how to help me stop crime.
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Ugh, how can I do that
if I'm stuck
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in my stupid desk all day?
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You may be asking,
"How can I do that
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if I'm stuck
at my stupid desk all day?"
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[gunshot]
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Crime doesn't play by the rules,
so why should you?
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It's time to take matters
into your own paws,
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even if you've been
specifically told not to.
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[soft dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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This just might be purr-fect.
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But, like, the dog version.
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Grr... grr-fect?
Woof... woof-fect?
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No, grr-fect. Yeah.
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Grr-fect.
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[goats bleating]
This came to me.
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But I think it's fan mail for you.
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See?
It says "Kidney-per."
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Here, they keep sending me
your water bill.
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[trash can clatters]
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Hmm. Probably just some kid.
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- Ooh.
- Not that kind.
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Now, where were we?
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[ominous music]
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Well, that does it
for another day at work.
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Time for casual mode.
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[console beeps]
[sighs]
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[both whimpering]
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- Look at that.
- [gasps]
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Looks like I argyled too soon.
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Are we clear, boss,
at the crime scene?
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This Burg needs a hero.
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And you either die
a hero or live long enough
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to see yourself dress
up as a former hero.
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Wow. Now I wanna eat a hero.
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Not the hero I need,
but the one I deserve,
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- with extra banana peppers.
- Hey, man,
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you're not the only vigilante
waiting to give a rooftop monologue.
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Reporting live from downtown
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where there's one word
on everybody's lips, McSnuff!
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Who is he?
Where'd he come from?
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- And is he "fixed"?
- And, McSnuff, if you're listening,
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I'll be reporting later
from the reservoir,
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which I'll have accidentally
fallen into
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while wearing a necklace
made of Snausages.
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What a bunch of Lois Lanes
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all hot and bothered
for a masked vigilante.
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[scoffs] They're not
serious journalists like me.
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You know what turns me on?
Honest reporting.
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You got turned on by
the report of the gas leak
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- at the children's hospital?
- A little bit. A little bit.
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Save me, McSnuff,
and then upside-down kiss me.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, hey, guys.
Is this seat free?
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Why, has the financial burden
of maintaining two homes
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because your parents divorced
left you unable to afford a chair?
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[all chuckle]
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Not sure if you heard,
but my dad's moved back in,
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- and my mom's falling hard.
- Hmm.
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A second-chance love story
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would be a good addition
to the crew.
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Sit. We were about to eat.
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My parents made my lunch
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with their arms
around each other as equals.
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I have my parents'
leftover wedding cake.
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They renew their vows monthly.
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Mmm-mmm.
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- And you, Stan?
- My parents didn't make me lunch.
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Because we're intermittent
fasting as a family.
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My family and I did
a juice cleanse last year.
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Mother, Father, and I
have never been closer.
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Consider yourself
under consideration.
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You can almost taste
that jacket, can't ya?
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And that'll have to do
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because you have
no lunch whatsoever.
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In case you all were
wondering where I was,
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I was taking a dump.
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But I heard
while I was in the bathroom
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that McSnuff busted
another perp?
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I'm just saying, he's solved
a lot of your cases.
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Yeah, almost as many cases
as you've made extended poops.
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Well, maybe you'd catch
a criminal too
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if you weren't so busy
sliding into my BM's.
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If you don't mind,
I've got stuff to do.
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There. One paperwork.
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Martinez, where are you at
on the teeth heist?
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- Teeth heist?
- Oh, some real pros at the Dental Museum.
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Then I gotta run.
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00:10:00,093 --> 00:10:03,930
- Yeah, where you running, desk bunny?
- I gotta go, uh...
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take another dump,
a big one too.
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00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:08,468
And you know how people say,
"Don't go in there" afterwards?
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Well, this is that
but in advance.
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Don't come in there.
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Because you will definitely
find a big dump and me.
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[heroic music]
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♪
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[screams]
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Not you, McSnuff!
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Help me, McSnuff!
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I'm Harmony Flute,
doing real reporting,
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unlike some desperate hacks who
throw themselves into danger.
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And I'm here in the Grimsburg
subway tunnels,
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which were abandoned years ago
due to a hostile rat takeover.
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[rats squeaking]
Uh, Harmony.
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I think the rats are coming.
[train horn blares]
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Oh, my God.
That is not what I pictured.
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Aah!
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[gasps]
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00:11:14,668 --> 00:11:17,502
So now you are doin'
the Lois Lane thing?
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Good for you.
Let me know how it goes!
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Bye!
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[grunts]
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♪ ♪
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00:11:29,549 --> 00:11:31,852
You... you saved me.
245
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:36,489
McSnuff, you're under arrest
for vigilantism.
246
00:11:36,522 --> 00:11:39,025
- Whee!
- Cool.
247
00:11:39,058 --> 00:11:42,862
- Well, use yours.
- Oh, yeah.
248
00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:50,670
McSnuff did that.
249
00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,538
We all saw it, right?
Yeah, we all saw it.
250
00:11:52,572 --> 00:11:55,909
♪ ♪
251
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,210
Just so you know,
I'm not like the Lois Lanes.
252
00:11:58,244 --> 00:12:01,414
I'm not gonna be all impressed
because you saved my life
253
00:12:01,481 --> 00:12:02,549
and then took me on a roof
254
00:12:02,649 --> 00:12:04,817
to show me a view of the city
I've never seen before...
255
00:12:04,818 --> 00:12:06,818
oh, my God,
the town actually looks
256
00:12:06,819 --> 00:12:08,221
kind of beautiful from up here.
257
00:12:08,321 --> 00:12:10,957
World looks different
when you're on top of it.
258
00:12:11,057 --> 00:12:13,960
Oh, your voice.
It's so... manly.
259
00:12:14,027 --> 00:12:16,562
Oh, this old thing?
It's just how I talk.
260
00:12:16,662 --> 00:12:18,898
[chuckles]
And what big eyes you have.
261
00:12:18,998 --> 00:12:20,667
I actually see out the nostrils.
262
00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:23,035
- I bet it's hot in there.
- Very.
263
00:12:23,135 --> 00:12:25,338
And I think there are spiders
in the ear part.
264
00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:26,773
Let me give you a ride home.
265
00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:29,642
But if you're ever in trouble
again, text the Snuffline.
266
00:12:29,676 --> 00:12:31,878
Standard messaging rates apply.
267
00:12:31,911 --> 00:12:35,014
Thank you. Or should I say...
268
00:12:35,114 --> 00:12:36,414
good boy.
269
00:12:40,653 --> 00:12:44,757
Just think,
it'll be that but on a jacket.
270
00:12:44,824 --> 00:12:47,827
You sure you have the shoulders
for a jacket?
271
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:51,164
Oh, look, there's Mom.
And McSnuff?
272
00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:52,865
What are they do...
273
00:12:54,234 --> 00:12:57,670
- Oh, my God!
- I know you always wanted a dog,
274
00:12:57,771 --> 00:12:59,673
but not like this.
275
00:12:59,773 --> 00:13:02,857
Or maybe like this.
Not judging, okay.
276
00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:06,893
[dramatic music]
277
00:13:06,926 --> 00:13:11,431
Dad, I-I-I saw Mom
kissing McSnuff!
278
00:13:11,464 --> 00:13:12,999
- Pretty nice, huh?
- Nice?
279
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,968
No, I mean, nice for her, not me.
280
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:19,372
McSnuff is obviously a really
cool, brave, sexy, clever, cool,
281
00:13:19,406 --> 00:13:21,307
sensual, heroic, funny, strong,
282
00:13:21,374 --> 00:13:22,942
fast guy who's extremely cool.
283
00:13:22,975 --> 00:13:26,680
Maybe this town and your mom
need a hero like McSnuff.
284
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,016
That dog has even got
my dad under his spell.
285
00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:33,086
Well, I'm not gonna let some
stray tear my family apart
286
00:13:33,087 --> 00:13:35,922
and ruin my chance
of becoming a Stable Boy.
287
00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:38,357
Maybe what this town
really needs
288
00:13:38,391 --> 00:13:43,196
- is a villain.
- And more bike lanes.
289
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,767
Check it out.
First he takes your job.
290
00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:50,103
Then he takes your girl.
What's next?
291
00:13:50,203 --> 00:13:52,605
Oh, wait,
you don't have anything else.
292
00:13:52,638 --> 00:13:54,793
- Gotcha!
- Actually, I happen to have
293
00:13:54,874 --> 00:13:56,314
a massive amount of credit card debt,
294
00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:59,245
so not gotcha,
more like backwards gotcha...
295
00:13:59,246 --> 00:14:00,947
"ahctog."
296
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:06,761
You sure are interested in McSnuff.
Anything you wanna tell me?
297
00:14:06,863 --> 00:14:08,932
Uh, just that he's doing
great out there.
298
00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:11,134
And I'm doing great
in here on desk duty.
299
00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:13,035
You might as well call me
Miley Cyrus
300
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,871
because I've been sitting here
getting the best of one world.
301
00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:19,191
- Don't you mean Miley Stewart?
- Why would you insinuate
302
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,583
I'm Miley Stewart, the
character that Miley Cyrus played
303
00:14:21,607 --> 00:14:23,780
in "Hannah Montana,"
who is living life as a teen
304
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,248
while secretly being a popstar,
305
00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:27,517
allowing her to have
the best of both worlds?
306
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:28,885
[gasps]
307
00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:31,987
- How did you know?
- Because I set all this up.
308
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,856
I led you into the storage room
309
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,858
and wrote "Don't knock over"
on the box
310
00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:38,026
because I knew that would
make you knock it over.
311
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,729
And then once you saw
the costume,
312
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:41,269
I knew you wouldn't be able
to resist
313
00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:43,032
putting it on and fighting crime.
314
00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:44,935
But as McSnuff,
you wouldn't be getting
315
00:14:45,035 --> 00:14:47,035
any of the glory,
so you'd learn the lesson
316
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:49,739
that justice is its own reward.
317
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:53,576
But you never learned it,
so I have to tell you the lesson.
318
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:57,113
Flute, justice is its own reward.
319
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,782
Ugh, you could have
just told me that
320
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,985
- in the first place.
- A true mentor takes the longest route
321
00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:03,852
to travel the shortest distance,
322
00:15:03,853 --> 00:15:06,156
like a butterfly on a windy day.
323
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:08,323
Well, now it seems
like you're just making up
324
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,826
- sayings about mentors.
- Hey, who's the mentor here?
325
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,161
Starting to think no one is.
326
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,331
But I'm solving crimes,
and everybody loves me,
327
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:19,694
- including Harmony.
- Do they love you or the suit?
328
00:15:20,603 --> 00:15:23,773
♪
329
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,374
Kang's right.
330
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,344
I do all the work,
but he gets all the glory.
331
00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:30,580
It's time for me
to tell the world that I'm...
332
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:32,581
[sinister laughter]
333
00:15:32,615 --> 00:15:33,916
Somebody there?
334
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,952
Follow the warm stream
running down your thigh.
335
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:39,422
No. Down here.
336
00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:42,091
If you tell the truth,
it will ruin everything.
337
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,960
People don't love Flute.
They love McSnuff.
338
00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:46,962
Especially Harmony.
339
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,433
[glass shatters]
340
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:55,104
Ha!
[grunting]
341
00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:56,840
I'm taking you to the pound.
342
00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,808
[phone beeps]
343
00:15:58,841 --> 00:16:00,743
See? It's from Harmony.
344
00:16:00,843 --> 00:16:02,745
She's in trouble,
so she texted me
345
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:04,962
on the Snuffline, not you.
346
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,850
♪
347
00:16:07,984 --> 00:16:12,989
Oh, he was fighting himself,
like I was in the original Spi...
348
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:15,992
wait, is that the whole reason
I'm here?
349
00:16:16,092 --> 00:16:18,895
Eh, it's good to get
out of the house.
350
00:16:18,995 --> 00:16:21,197
[tires screech]
351
00:16:21,997 --> 00:16:25,335
Harmony, I came.
Where is she?
352
00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:26,969
"Where are you?"
353
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,873
No, not "whales are yummy."
That's not cool or true.
354
00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:31,741
Damn these giant paws!
355
00:16:31,841 --> 00:16:36,045
Ooh.
I deserve a treat.
356
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:41,237
In the words of The Bard...
ruh-roh.
357
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,120
♪ ♪
358
00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:48,357
Oh, come on, Probable Cause,
that's not helping.
359
00:16:48,358 --> 00:16:51,161
- But it would make a fun TikTok.
- Summers!
360
00:16:51,228 --> 00:16:54,863
- Yes, Sergeant Yergunnawannaseedis?
- You're gonna wanna see this.
361
00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:55,998
[remote clicks]
362
00:16:55,999 --> 00:16:57,900
And we go now to a live feed
363
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,969
from an abandoned warehouse
downtown
364
00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:03,439
where a crazed lunatic
claims to have captured McSnuff.
365
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:04,974
People of Grimsburg,
366
00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:08,111
it is I, The Dognapper.
367
00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:11,881
And I'm here to rid this town
of your favorite hero,
368
00:17:11,981 --> 00:17:15,818
unless there is a bigger hero
who can save him.
369
00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:19,122
Let's say
a mustachioed detective?
370
00:17:19,155 --> 00:17:22,124
And then anyone who was falling
in love with McSnuff
371
00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:23,994
would have to shift their love
372
00:17:24,094 --> 00:17:26,829
to the new, better,
bigger mustachioed hero
373
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:30,900
who saved him
because that's how love works!
374
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,037
[laughs evilly]
375
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:37,339
Ugh, how did you
knock me out?
376
00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:40,010
Did you slip something
into one of those 24 beers?
377
00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:42,444
Shut up, you don't get
to ask the questions.
378
00:17:42,445 --> 00:17:47,116
You get to sit and stay
until my dad comes to save you.
379
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,851
And then everything
will be right again.
380
00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:54,256
- Ugh. I am your dad.
- Oh, really? [chuckles]
381
00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:57,726
If you're my dad,
then when is my birthday?
382
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,731
- Uh... April-ish?
- Dad!
383
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,300
♪ ♪
384
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:07,704
Remember earlier
when I was like, "Be careful,"
385
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,271
and you were like, "Of what?"
386
00:18:09,272 --> 00:18:11,007
And then I was like,
"I don't know"?
387
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,909
I think this might be it.
388
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,010
Oh, God,
we've gotta get out of here!
389
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,980
Hurry, I'm not supposed
to die like this.
390
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,547
I wanna die
in a road warrior battle
391
00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:19,882
after the climate apocalypse.
392
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:22,418
Please, God,
all I need is five more years.
393
00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:25,521
♪ ♪
394
00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:27,123
[grunts]
395
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:31,160
[grunting]
396
00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:35,465
No time to rescue me and McSnuff.
397
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:37,099
Leave me. Take the suit.
398
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,702
Tell the world it was you all along.
399
00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:44,573
- Get the glory and the mom!
- Smart kid. Save me.
400
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:50,813
The fact that I'm genuinely
401
00:18:50,814 --> 00:18:54,378
not sure what he's going to do
is concerning.
402
00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:58,954
- McSnuff!
- Hold on!
403
00:18:58,955 --> 00:19:01,223
I'm coming in,
so you can save me.
404
00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:03,359
[glass shatters]
What are they doing?
405
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,339
It's like you said,
those women aren't serious
406
00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:07,332
if they let themselves get
all swept-up like that.
407
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:08,830
Maybe I was wrong.
408
00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:10,400
You know,
it felt nice getting swept-up
409
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,068
in the moment,
whisked out of a subway tunnel,
410
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,839
saying "whee"
and really meaning it.
411
00:19:15,939 --> 00:19:18,808
Who are we to judge them
for what they like?
412
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,076
No, if they wanna
overly spray their hair
413
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,280
and wear poly-fiber suit jackets,
I fully support them.
414
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,816
Oh, my God,
those women are so flammable.
415
00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:29,219
[explosions and screaming]
416
00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:31,420
You're a little turned on
right now, aren't you?
417
00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:32,988
Oh, yeah.
418
00:19:33,956 --> 00:19:36,058
[crowd gasps]
419
00:19:39,061 --> 00:19:43,831
- Where's McSnuff?
- McSnuff is... is...
420
00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:47,203
Do it, Dad.
Tell them it's you.
421
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:53,170
♪ ♪
422
00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:58,714
I am proud to say
that McSnuff is dead.
423
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:00,816
[all gasp]
But he'll never die.
424
00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:04,420
[all sigh]
Well, no, I mean, he is dead.
425
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,655
[all gasp]
426
00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:07,222
But he can never really die
427
00:20:07,223 --> 00:20:09,925
because McSnuff
is inside all of us.
428
00:20:09,926 --> 00:20:13,095
And I know that because, in
a way, I was inside of him.
429
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,631
- McSnuff was gay?
- We're totally okay with that.
430
00:20:15,665 --> 00:20:17,433
I love CNN's New Year's Eve!
431
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,135
[cheering]
432
00:20:19,202 --> 00:20:20,970
Why didn't you tell them, Dad?
433
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:24,073
You could have been the hero
and gotten Mom back.
434
00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:27,843
Because sometimes
justice is its own reward.
435
00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:31,847
Yeah, I taught him that.
Mentor. Continue.
436
00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:33,950
And I guess
I don't need a jacket
437
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,152
to have a pretty awesome family.
438
00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:39,822
No idea what you're talking
about, kiddo boy, no idea.
439
00:20:39,923 --> 00:20:41,363
I've been meaning
to bring this up.
440
00:20:41,387 --> 00:20:43,393
Does your dad
not know your name?
441
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:48,081
Because he hasn't said it in,
like, a while.
442
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,800
Prison is tough, though.
It is.
443
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:53,570
I miss waking up
and immediately seeing
444
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,471
the love of my life,
445
00:20:54,638 --> 00:20:56,239
who's been sleeping
next to me all night.
446
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,308
Folks, I'm talking
about my phone.
447
00:20:58,408 --> 00:21:01,143
[booing]
448
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:05,848
- Oof, Netflix will give anybody a comedy special.
- Marvin, the raccoons are back.
449
00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:09,151
- And one of them has a switchblade.
- Coming!
450
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,829
[cackling]
451
00:21:19,929 --> 00:21:26,149
- So what's up this weekend?
- Just... hanging around.
452
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:28,337
[cackling]
453
00:21:33,164 --> 00:21:35,630
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